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joel's here and he's cooking a feast
he helped me buy $100 of groceries cuz my man-like fridge is empty always
he banished me to my room cuz i stole cheese
then i came back out
so he said u can dump out the bacon fat
so i tried and half went on the floor and big flames leapt off the stove
i laughed so hard
back to your room!
he said
so now i'm here

he said sorry lots for being not here
lots and lots
'i'm the best unreliable boyfriend'
i laughed
he had good reasons
still, he coulda been here no matter how much trouble he was in
so i don't feel quite the same way
but still fun to hang out